1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:08,200 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:11,303 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,370 --> 00:00:12,171 Ow! 4 00:00:12,238 --> 00:00:13,873 This is my dad. 5 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:16,142 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:18,878 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:18,945 --> 00:00:21,981 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,048 --> 00:00:24,350 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:27,119 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,186 --> 00:00:28,120 And this... 11 00:00:28,187 --> 00:00:30,089 * * 12 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:33,492 This is my show! 13 00:00:33,559 --> 00:00:35,427 * * 14 00:00:37,096 --> 00:00:38,765 [bright orchestral music] 15 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,266 - Mmm. 16 00:00:42,068 --> 00:00:44,403 Oh, my. Where's Patrick? 17 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:46,405 - [giggling] 18 00:00:46,472 --> 00:00:49,075 - He never skips breakfast. 19 00:00:49,141 --> 00:00:51,911 - I hope he's not trying to surprise me again. 20 00:00:51,978 --> 00:00:54,046 [chuckles] Last time he did that 21 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:55,982 he almost gave me a heart attack. 22 00:00:56,048 --> 00:00:57,483 I don't think I can take another-- 23 00:00:57,549 --> 00:01:01,120 - Surprise! - Aah! [coughing violently] 24 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:04,791 [thud] - [groans] 25 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,026 Happy Father's Day! 26 00:01:07,093 --> 00:01:09,161 - [coughs] Thank you, son, 27 00:01:09,228 --> 00:01:11,698 but, uh, Father's Day was last year. 28 00:01:11,698 --> 00:01:13,499 - Oh, yeah. 29 00:01:13,565 --> 00:01:16,703 I'll just return this to the dump. 30 00:01:16,736 --> 00:01:19,872 - Wait! It's the thought that counts. 31 00:01:19,939 --> 00:01:21,240 - [giggles] 32 00:01:21,307 --> 00:01:25,044 - And I love this mug with all my heart, 33 00:01:25,111 --> 00:01:27,146 or at least what's left of it. 34 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:29,181 - [grumbles] That should be mine. 35 00:01:29,248 --> 00:01:31,217 I'm the number one dad. 36 00:01:31,283 --> 00:01:32,952 Now gimme that mug! 37 00:01:33,019 --> 00:01:34,353 - [straining] No, Dad. 38 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:36,388 You're too old to have nice things. 39 00:01:36,455 --> 00:01:37,957 - I've earned this. 40 00:01:38,024 --> 00:01:39,992 I've earned all the awards! 41 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:42,895 [echoing] All the awards. - [gasps] 42 00:01:46,833 --> 00:01:50,903 Let's host an award show for my show-show! 43 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:52,304 - Awards? 44 00:01:52,371 --> 00:01:54,506 I want awards. - Whaa! 45 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,743 [groans] - Great idea, Patrick. 46 00:01:56,743 --> 00:01:59,378 People always tune in to award shows 47 00:01:59,445 --> 00:02:02,114 for the glitz, the glamour, 48 00:02:02,181 --> 00:02:05,584 and the unexpected celebrity drama. 49 00:02:05,651 --> 00:02:08,120 [upbeat showbiz music] 50 00:02:08,187 --> 00:02:11,657 * * 51 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:14,293 More cameras. More spotlights! 52 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,863 Get those awards on the table and spray 'em. 53 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:20,432 Ugh, do I have to do everything around here? 54 00:02:23,402 --> 00:02:24,771 - [groans] 55 00:02:24,771 --> 00:02:27,974 - Who put a bowl of chum on the table? 56 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,310 Ugh, and I want spotlights everywhere! 57 00:02:31,377 --> 00:02:33,212 [cheers and applause] 58 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:36,182 - [snoring] 59 00:02:36,248 --> 00:02:38,550 [laughs] Oh, my. 60 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:42,488 Mr. President, you're such a tease. 61 00:02:42,554 --> 00:02:43,890 [laughs] [machinery hammering] 62 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,357 [gasps] 63 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:50,662 What are you people doing in my bedroom? 64 00:02:50,797 --> 00:02:53,665 - The boss wants spotlights everywhere. 65 00:02:55,367 --> 00:02:58,137 - Aah! My eyeballs! 66 00:02:58,204 --> 00:03:00,807 I need those to glare! 67 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:04,443 - Live from Bikini Bottom, 68 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:07,379 it's the first ever Starry Awards 69 00:03:07,446 --> 00:03:11,550 with your host, Patrick Star! 70 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:15,487 - * Nighttime, it's when the stars come out * 71 00:03:15,554 --> 00:03:17,723 * It's showtime time * 72 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:21,227 * We got stars in the sky * 73 00:03:21,293 --> 00:03:23,529 * We got stars on the ground * 74 00:03:23,595 --> 00:03:25,464 Hey, wait a minute. 75 00:03:25,531 --> 00:03:27,166 That's not a star. 76 00:03:27,233 --> 00:03:29,335 That's GrandPat's glass eye. 77 00:03:29,401 --> 00:03:32,371 Hey, GrandPat! [grunts] 78 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:37,109 * But everything else is a star * 79 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:39,846 * At the Starry Awards * 80 00:03:39,879 --> 00:03:44,984 * And you're a star at the Starry Awards * 81 00:03:47,653 --> 00:03:49,721 [cheers and applause] 82 00:03:49,856 --> 00:03:52,491 Thank you, thank you. 83 00:03:52,558 --> 00:03:54,393 First up we're presenting 84 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:58,965 the Best Song in This Award Show award. 85 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:02,034 I wonder who's gonna win. 86 00:04:02,101 --> 00:04:05,037 [drumroll] 87 00:04:06,238 --> 00:04:08,574 And the winner is... 88 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,878 "The Starry Awards song!" 89 00:04:11,878 --> 00:04:12,979 Huh? 90 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,413 - [gasps] 91 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,248 [chattering indistinctly] 92 00:04:16,315 --> 00:04:19,151 I just didn't-- [cries] 93 00:04:21,687 --> 00:04:23,789 [cheers and applause] 94 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:26,658 - [growls] Oh, I hate award shows. 95 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,694 Oh, look at me. 96 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,729 I never did anything, 97 00:04:30,796 --> 00:04:33,900 but I want a prize anyway. [clunk] 98 00:04:33,933 --> 00:04:35,467 Huh? - Hey, lady. 99 00:04:35,534 --> 00:04:37,303 Gotta put another light over here. 100 00:04:37,369 --> 00:04:39,338 [sizzling] - Aah! Whoa! 101 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:41,273 [groans, growls] 102 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:42,674 That's it! 103 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,544 I'm gonna destroy that stupid show, 104 00:04:45,611 --> 00:04:48,647 and then they'll probably give me an award. 105 00:04:48,714 --> 00:04:51,783 - Now if you know the Star family, 106 00:04:51,918 --> 00:04:54,686 you know we love chewin' stuff. 107 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,423 Here's looking at you, Granola. 108 00:04:57,489 --> 00:04:59,725 - Oh. [laughs] 109 00:04:59,926 --> 00:05:03,195 - [gasps] - Mmm, good. 110 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,931 [gulps] 111 00:05:04,997 --> 00:05:07,833 So crispies and crunchettes, 112 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:10,702 it's time for the Best Bite award! 113 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:14,773 And the nominees are Tinkle biting me, 114 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:18,177 Nosferatu biting me... - [growls] 115 00:05:18,244 --> 00:05:21,647 - Lady Zombie biting me, 116 00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:23,715 and me biting me. 117 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,952 I mean, my tongue. 118 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:29,655 We ran outta envelopes, so let's spin the winner wheel! 119 00:05:29,721 --> 00:05:32,624 [upbeat music] 120 00:05:32,691 --> 00:05:34,326 [groans] 121 00:05:36,395 --> 00:05:38,097 - [gasps, exhales] 122 00:05:38,164 --> 00:05:40,732 - Looks like Slappy is our winner! 123 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,734 - Oh. [chomps, gulps] 124 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,270 - Don't eat it too fast. 125 00:05:44,336 --> 00:05:45,972 The paint's still drying. 126 00:05:46,038 --> 00:05:47,439 - [moans] 127 00:05:47,506 --> 00:05:48,840 - Medic! 128 00:05:48,975 --> 00:05:52,578 And now, the award you've all been waiting for, 129 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,981 Best Cutaway Segment! 130 00:05:54,981 --> 00:05:58,217 Will it be Quasar and Pat-Tron, 131 00:05:58,284 --> 00:05:59,751 Pat the Hapless, 132 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,553 Cave Patrick, 133 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:04,123 or Dr. Plankenstein's Castle? 134 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:06,792 - Whaa! Look, Master, look! 135 00:06:06,858 --> 00:06:10,562 We're nomdanated for a reward. 136 00:06:10,629 --> 00:06:13,799 - Ugh, Patgor, please. 137 00:06:13,865 --> 00:06:16,868 [slurps] Uh. 138 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:20,139 Award shows are for lamebrains and lunkheads. 139 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:23,609 I am above such trifling claptrap. 140 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:27,013 - And the winner is... 141 00:06:27,046 --> 00:06:30,249 Dr. Plankenstein's Castle! 142 00:06:30,316 --> 00:06:32,018 - Hmm? I won? 143 00:06:32,051 --> 00:06:33,919 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 144 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:36,522 Ooh, I'm a special, special boy. 145 00:06:36,588 --> 00:06:40,026 - [gasps] Let's get that award! 146 00:06:40,026 --> 00:06:43,062 - Hold on there, Patgor. 147 00:06:43,129 --> 00:06:46,498 We're 3D, and they're 2D. 148 00:06:46,565 --> 00:06:50,202 - Oh, 2D. 149 00:06:50,269 --> 00:06:52,838 - What we need is my latest invention, 150 00:06:52,904 --> 00:06:55,107 the two dimensionalizer. 151 00:06:56,475 --> 00:06:57,843 [grunts] 152 00:06:57,909 --> 00:06:59,311 - Oh. [both groan] 153 00:07:01,647 --> 00:07:04,583 - [snoring] 154 00:07:06,152 --> 00:07:08,487 - Hey, Rip Van Stinkle! - Oh! 155 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:12,924 Give it up for Plankenstein's Castle crew! 156 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:15,727 Happy birthday. - Aah! 157 00:07:15,794 --> 00:07:17,429 - Step aside, dumbo. 158 00:07:17,496 --> 00:07:18,964 This is my award. 159 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:21,433 - No. Shiny is mine. 160 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:24,436 [all grunting] 161 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,506 - Whoa! 162 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:28,974 [sneaky music] 163 00:07:29,075 --> 00:07:31,110 - [cackles] Hmm. 164 00:07:31,177 --> 00:07:33,879 - Stay tuned for our next shiny award. 165 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:36,415 It's sure to be a humdinger. 166 00:07:36,482 --> 00:07:37,983 - [snickers] 167 00:07:38,084 --> 00:07:40,886 Goodbye, Starry Awards. 168 00:07:40,952 --> 00:07:43,822 - Hey! Do you have an ID badge? 169 00:07:43,889 --> 00:07:46,592 - Oh, dear. May I borrow yours, 170 00:07:46,658 --> 00:07:48,094 sweetie pie? 171 00:07:48,094 --> 00:07:49,728 - I don't see why not. 172 00:07:49,795 --> 00:07:52,164 - Thanks, dearie. 173 00:07:52,231 --> 00:07:55,301 [gasps] Where's your ID badge? 174 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:58,304 - I-I-I know I had it here a second ago. 175 00:07:58,370 --> 00:08:02,108 - This man doesn't have an ID badge! 176 00:08:02,108 --> 00:08:03,242 - Wait. No, no, no, no! 177 00:08:03,309 --> 00:08:05,511 I have one, I swear! 178 00:08:05,577 --> 00:08:06,678 - [laughs] 179 00:08:06,745 --> 00:08:09,381 Snip snip. 180 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:13,752 - And the award for best stunt goes to... 181 00:08:13,819 --> 00:08:15,921 aah! 182 00:08:15,987 --> 00:08:17,623 [all oohing] 183 00:08:17,689 --> 00:08:20,592 [whimpering, wailing] 184 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:23,129 Me! [giggles] 185 00:08:23,162 --> 00:08:24,896 - Dag nabbit! 186 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,166 Huh? [groans] 187 00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:29,701 - Hey, somebody plug in that spotlight! 188 00:08:29,768 --> 00:08:31,137 [light humming] - Aah! 189 00:08:31,203 --> 00:08:34,673 This is gettin' old. 190 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,475 [dreamy old-timey music] 191 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:39,678 - Friends, the Starry Awards would like to honor 192 00:08:39,745 --> 00:08:41,313 the decently decreased 193 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:45,851 with an extra sad in moronium presentation. 194 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:46,918 Please cry now. 195 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:47,953 [audience crying] 196 00:08:48,019 --> 00:08:49,955 Zed the Zombie, 197 00:08:50,021 --> 00:08:52,158 the Flim Flam Brothers, 198 00:08:52,224 --> 00:08:54,160 the Flying Dutchman, 199 00:08:54,226 --> 00:08:56,162 Nosferatu, 200 00:08:56,228 --> 00:08:59,265 some guy named Lenny. 201 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,733 - Wait, why am I up there? 202 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,635 Ooh! 203 00:09:03,702 --> 00:09:06,172 Oh, that's why. 204 00:09:06,205 --> 00:09:08,073 - [cries] 205 00:09:08,174 --> 00:09:09,908 - Hey, Lenny! Come on up. 206 00:09:09,975 --> 00:09:12,978 Welcome to the club. 207 00:09:13,044 --> 00:09:18,550 - Oh, razzin' frazzin' stupid award shows go on forever. 208 00:09:18,617 --> 00:09:20,219 [gasps] Wha? 209 00:09:20,286 --> 00:09:22,888 Why are you still in my house? 210 00:09:22,954 --> 00:09:25,624 - We're taking all these spotlights out of here. 211 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,826 - Oh, finally. 212 00:09:27,893 --> 00:09:31,096 - And we're replacing 'em with these brighter ones. 213 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:32,898 - Huh? Aah! 214 00:09:32,964 --> 00:09:34,466 That does it! 215 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:38,704 I'm blowin' this whole kit and caboodle sky-high! 216 00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:41,240 [spits, groans] 217 00:09:41,307 --> 00:09:43,575 And I can't believe my luck. 218 00:09:43,642 --> 00:09:49,215 - Now who's ready for a very special award? 219 00:09:49,248 --> 00:09:51,217 [cheers and applause] 220 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,385 - [laughs] Ho-ho. 221 00:09:53,452 --> 00:09:57,456 Oh, it'll be special all right. 222 00:09:57,523 --> 00:10:01,660 Whoever wins this award is gonna have a blast. 223 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:04,129 - * Rockin' Rowboat sail along, doo dah * 224 00:10:04,196 --> 00:10:05,764 - Shh. Zip it. 225 00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:07,433 [laughs] 226 00:10:07,499 --> 00:10:08,867 Hmm? 227 00:10:08,934 --> 00:10:10,369 - There it is. 228 00:10:10,436 --> 00:10:12,738 - Ladies and German man, 229 00:10:12,804 --> 00:10:18,176 tonight's final award goes to someone very special. 230 00:10:18,244 --> 00:10:20,246 - She's kind and generous. 231 00:10:20,312 --> 00:10:23,215 - And pretty darn forgiving. 232 00:10:23,282 --> 00:10:27,986 The Best Neighbor Ever award goes to... 233 00:10:28,053 --> 00:10:30,222 both: Granny Tentacles! 234 00:10:30,289 --> 00:10:32,157 - Huh? Wha? 235 00:10:32,224 --> 00:10:33,792 - Come on out here. 236 00:10:33,859 --> 00:10:35,160 You won! 237 00:10:35,227 --> 00:10:37,596 - Ooh, well, goodness. 238 00:10:37,663 --> 00:10:40,299 I don't have a speech prepared. 239 00:10:40,366 --> 00:10:42,268 Well, I do, but it contains words 240 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:44,470 I can't say on television. 241 00:10:44,536 --> 00:10:47,673 Wow, thank you so much. 242 00:10:47,739 --> 00:10:50,276 Boy, do I feel awful for putting that bomb 243 00:10:50,342 --> 00:10:51,843 in your trophy. 244 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:53,245 Oh, no. 245 00:10:57,849 --> 00:10:59,751 - Hey, look who it is! 246 00:10:59,818 --> 00:11:02,921 - Come on, guys. Join the party. 247 00:11:02,988 --> 00:11:05,357 - So what'd you think of the show? 248 00:11:05,424 --> 00:11:07,826 - The audience seems happy. 249 00:11:07,893 --> 00:11:09,661 - [slurps] Ah. 250 00:11:09,728 --> 00:11:12,664 I still think I got the best award of all. 251 00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:15,133 - Gimme it! It's my award! 252 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,068 [cackles] - Oh, GrandPat, no! 253 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,304 Give me that back! 254 00:11:18,337 --> 00:11:19,905 [grunts] Get back here! 255 00:11:22,608 --> 00:11:25,311 - In celebration of Thanksgiving, 256 00:11:25,311 --> 00:11:27,212 how about we all go around the table 257 00:11:27,313 --> 00:11:29,781 and say what we're thankful for? 258 00:11:29,848 --> 00:11:32,351 - Let's see. I'm thankful for-- 259 00:11:32,418 --> 00:11:34,052 - Food! 260 00:11:36,388 --> 00:11:38,357 [squeals] 261 00:11:38,424 --> 00:11:40,125 - I concur. Food! 262 00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:41,427 [dish shatters] 263 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,430 [upbeat music] 264 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,399 * * 265 00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:50,168 - [belches] - Ah. 266 00:11:50,235 --> 00:11:52,237 [gasps] I just remembered! 267 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:54,773 Thanksgiving movie time! 268 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,342 - [exclaims] 269 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:58,109 - [grunts] 270 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,150 - Captain's diary: I was negotiating a treaty 271 00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:08,354 with the leader of the Saladrian Empire. 272 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:10,589 [growls] 273 00:12:10,656 --> 00:12:11,823 - [grumbles] 274 00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:14,225 both: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! 275 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,495 - Yes! Rock beats scissors. 276 00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:21,132 I win! - Ugh. Curse you, Quasar! 277 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:24,102 We accept your terms. 278 00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,504 - Great to hear. 279 00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:28,173 Pat-Tron, sign the treaty for me, would you? 280 00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:30,909 - Sorry, I'm leaving for my vacation. 281 00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:34,112 - [growls] Just press the button! 282 00:12:34,179 --> 00:12:35,714 - [mumbles nervously] 283 00:12:37,616 --> 00:12:39,418 [buzzer blares] 284 00:12:39,485 --> 00:12:41,119 You're welcome. 285 00:12:41,186 --> 00:12:42,488 - Firing blasters. 286 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,989 - What the? Huh? 287 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,257 [dramatic music] 288 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:47,659 - Aah! 289 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,996 You dare fire on the Saladrian Empire 290 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,832 after we signed a peace treaty? 291 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:57,536 Arm crouton torpedoes. 292 00:12:59,104 --> 00:13:02,107 - [chuckles] 293 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:03,241 Abandon ship! 294 00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:05,010 Pat-Tron, take me with you! 295 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,277 Aah! 296 00:13:06,412 --> 00:13:08,179 [mechanical whirring] 297 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,850 * * 298 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:12,951 [heartbreaking string music] 299 00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:14,753 [sighs] 300 00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:16,321 So where are we going anyway? 301 00:13:16,422 --> 00:13:18,624 - My home planet, Tron-Tron. 302 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,959 It's Blorpsgiving. 303 00:13:21,026 --> 00:13:22,861 - Terrific. 304 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:27,633 Space diary: We've arrived on a strange alien world 305 00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:30,235 devoid of organic life. 306 00:13:30,301 --> 00:13:35,240 Who knows what kind of threats lurk behind every corner. 307 00:13:35,306 --> 00:13:37,543 Hmm. 308 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,011 - Pat-Tron, welcome home, son. 309 00:13:40,078 --> 00:13:41,447 - Not so fast. 310 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,582 - Oh, that is too nice. 311 00:13:43,649 --> 00:13:46,685 Pat-Tron's alien friend brought dessert. 312 00:13:47,719 --> 00:13:51,957 - Cecil 5000, what did I say about sweets before dinner? 313 00:13:52,023 --> 00:13:54,325 Join us. - [grunts] 314 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:57,463 - Greetings, Robodina. - Greetings. 315 00:13:57,496 --> 00:13:59,631 - Greetings, Grandtron. 316 00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:02,167 - Greetings. - Greetings. 317 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,504 - Ooh, hey, Pat-Tron, your friend has 318 00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:07,739 a water reservoir like me. 319 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,476 Are you steam powered too? 320 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,077 [horn blows] - Aah! 321 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,379 Uh. 322 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,648 [beep] Space diary: I have encountered 323 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:18,484 a hostile life-form. 324 00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:19,818 - Oh, relax. 325 00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:22,087 Grandtron's not hostile. 326 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,323 Why don't you sit down and recharge a while? 327 00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:29,160 - Hmm, well, I suppose a little rest wouldn't hurt. 328 00:14:29,227 --> 00:14:30,829 Um... 329 00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:34,265 Ah. 330 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,001 Aah! - Egad! 331 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:38,904 Captain! - Oh, thank goodness. 332 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,607 - This power adapter should be more suitable. 333 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,908 - [screaming] 334 00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:44,843 - Error. Perhaps this one. 335 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,277 - No, non, no. Please, please! 336 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,047 [screaming, winces] 337 00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:52,984 Pat-Tron, I can't take anymore. 338 00:14:53,051 --> 00:14:54,720 - But we just got here. 339 00:14:54,786 --> 00:14:56,988 - I'm not like you machines. 340 00:14:57,055 --> 00:15:00,926 I'm not meant for this cold metal world. 341 00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:03,529 I'm flesh and blood! 342 00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:04,596 - Huh? 343 00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:07,533 - I've got to get out of here! 344 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,767 [gasps] - Whoa. 345 00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,869 - [grunts, groans] 346 00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:12,003 [mumbling gibberish] 347 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:15,373 [bright music] 348 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,809 Whoo-hoo! [pants] 349 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,077 [grunts] 350 00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:21,012 - Cousin Inga-tron! 351 00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:22,981 What a surprise. 352 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:26,384 - Yeah, I just flew in from Robo-Sweden. 353 00:15:26,451 --> 00:15:30,321 And boy, is my propeller tired. 354 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,057 - [laughs] 355 00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:36,061 Oh, Captain, say hi to Inga before you leave. 356 00:15:36,127 --> 00:15:40,566 - On second thought, I could stay a little longer. 357 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,467 - Oh, come on. 358 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,236 They suddenly have a gorgeous cousin 359 00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,606 who just shows up out of nowhere? 360 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:50,475 - Yah, very unrealistic. 361 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,343 - Family unit, 362 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,780 initiate Blorpsgiving dinner. 363 00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:57,382 [mechanical whirring] 364 00:15:57,448 --> 00:16:00,218 [light music] 365 00:16:00,285 --> 00:16:03,454 - Hmm, where is my supper? 366 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,723 - Oh, yah! 367 00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,892 I brought these anti-energy pods 368 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,426 just for you. 369 00:16:11,129 --> 00:16:13,098 - [chomping, gulps] 370 00:16:13,164 --> 00:16:14,666 [horn blows] 371 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:18,336 - Pat-Tron, I can't eat any of this. 372 00:16:18,403 --> 00:16:20,371 I'm not like you machines. 373 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,941 I'm flesh and-- - Captain. 374 00:16:23,008 --> 00:16:24,610 - Oh? - Would you care for a sheet 375 00:16:24,643 --> 00:16:25,844 of business paper? 376 00:16:25,911 --> 00:16:28,313 - Of course, darling. 377 00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,315 [sucking] 378 00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:31,617 Oh! 379 00:16:32,851 --> 00:16:35,086 [grunting] I got it. 380 00:16:35,153 --> 00:16:36,988 Mmm, it's delicious. 381 00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:42,093 - If you enjoyed those, you will love the RAM sticks. 382 00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:45,731 - [chomps] 383 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,398 Aah! 384 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:51,036 - Mm, it appears that RAM is incompatible 385 00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:53,304 with your outdated hardware. 386 00:16:53,371 --> 00:16:55,841 Perhaps coal would be more suitable. 387 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:58,744 - [whines] - Mmm. 388 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,345 Uh... [squeaks] 389 00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:02,313 [coughs] 390 00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,716 [flushes] Scrumptious. 391 00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:06,752 - Oh, boy. I am stuffed. 392 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,154 I am unable to process another nanobyte. 393 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,489 - Oh, yes, quite full. No more for me. No-oh. 394 00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:14,860 - I will now commence cleaning protocol. 395 00:17:14,926 --> 00:17:16,728 - Please, allow me. 396 00:17:16,795 --> 00:17:18,964 - Well, if you insist. 397 00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:22,133 - Yah, it is the least I can do as a guest. 398 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,269 - Oh, please. Allow me. 399 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,672 After all, I am a guest too. [laughs] 400 00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:29,908 [groaning] 401 00:17:29,975 --> 00:17:31,542 Aah! - Captain, 402 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:34,746 is your hydraulic system compromised? 403 00:17:34,813 --> 00:17:36,682 - [groans weakly] No. 404 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,684 But my spine is. 405 00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:41,386 - [sighs] Food coma. 406 00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:44,890 - Getting so sleepy. 407 00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:46,758 [snores] 408 00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:49,394 - Power saving mode. 409 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:52,998 - Processing so much data. 410 00:17:53,064 --> 00:17:57,602 - Oh, I feel like I'm about to bust a rivet. 411 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,037 [screams] 412 00:17:59,104 --> 00:18:01,239 - So then I told the alien-- 413 00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:03,709 wait, solar flare! 414 00:18:03,742 --> 00:18:05,076 - My reservoir! 415 00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:07,245 - My lady love! 416 00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:10,248 - [spluttering, grunts] 417 00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:12,718 - I must save her, but how? 418 00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,953 Hmm. Huh? Aha! 419 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,188 [grunting] 420 00:18:17,255 --> 00:18:19,958 [triumphant music] 421 00:18:20,025 --> 00:18:23,929 * * 422 00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:27,733 - Captain, can we be certain this will dry her out? 423 00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:30,201 - Nothing is certain in this world, 424 00:18:30,268 --> 00:18:32,470 but it sure worked when my space diary took 425 00:18:32,537 --> 00:18:34,840 a tumble into the toilet. 426 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:35,974 - [gasps] 427 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,408 - Careful. Careful, my darling. 428 00:18:37,475 --> 00:18:40,111 Don't rush. [beeping] 429 00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:44,149 - Captain, you saved my life. 430 00:18:44,215 --> 00:18:47,252 Oh, Quasar. I love you. 431 00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:49,187 - I love you too. 432 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,322 - Let's get hitched, yah? 433 00:18:51,389 --> 00:18:52,758 [romantic music] 434 00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:57,262 - Space diary: On this cold metal world, 435 00:18:57,328 --> 00:19:01,833 my heart has found warm, warm love. 436 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,803 [all weeping] 437 00:19:05,971 --> 00:19:07,338 Oh, darling, 438 00:19:07,405 --> 00:19:09,908 you look positively-- 439 00:19:09,975 --> 00:19:12,177 huh? Aah! 440 00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:15,781 [screaming] 441 00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,917 - Wedding chassis installation complete. 442 00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:21,486 - Huh? Is this normal? 443 00:19:21,552 --> 00:19:23,154 - Affirmative. 444 00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:25,056 - Oh, phew. [laughs] 445 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,591 As I was saying, 446 00:19:26,657 --> 00:19:29,060 darling, you look positively-- 447 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,461 - Now it is your turn. 448 00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:33,231 - [laughs] What do you mean? 449 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,433 - It is your turn. 450 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,903 - [laughs] Hmm? [gasps] 451 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:38,904 Oh, no, no, no, no. 452 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,605 I'm organic. 453 00:19:40,671 --> 00:19:43,474 You can't take my head off. [chuckles] 454 00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:46,344 - I don't see what the big deal is. 455 00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,314 - I would die. 456 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,883 [whirring] 457 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,318 - Not to worry. 458 00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:56,021 We have other methods. 459 00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:57,355 - Aah! 460 00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:59,925 I'm not ready for marriage! 461 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,327 all: The ceremony will continue. 462 00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:04,996 - Aah! [screaming] 463 00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:07,933 [panting, grunts] 464 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,936 [dramatic music] 465 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,203 * * 466 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,105 [engine grinding] Come on, come on, come on! 467 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,541 Huh? 468 00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:17,408 [whimpers] [engine turns over] 469 00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:19,577 Aha! 470 00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:26,918 Ugh. Huh? 471 00:20:26,985 --> 00:20:29,154 [blubbers] Oh. 472 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:32,824 * * 473 00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:36,327 - The Saladrian Empire demands 474 00:20:36,394 --> 00:20:39,530 you hand over Douglas P. Quasar. 475 00:20:39,597 --> 00:20:41,366 - Oh, thank goodness. 476 00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:44,469 [upbeat music] 477 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,872 [exhales] Let's blow this popsicle stand. 478 00:20:46,938 --> 00:20:48,206 [moans] 479 00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:51,642 - You do know we're going to execute you, right? 480 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,612 - Yeah, whatever as long as you get me outta here. 481 00:20:54,679 --> 00:20:58,183 - No, Quasar must stay here and marry Inga-tron! 482 00:20:58,249 --> 00:20:59,250 - [gasps] 483 00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:02,287 [soft sweet music] 484 00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:03,521 * * 485 00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:05,423 Such a beauty. 486 00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:08,359 Mwah, mwah, mwah. 487 00:21:08,426 --> 00:21:11,362 [laughs] 488 00:21:11,429 --> 00:21:14,032 Inga-tron, I am smitten. 489 00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:15,633 It would be an honor... [beeping] 490 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:19,704 If you would marry me in his stead. 491 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,173 - Eh, I can make it work. 492 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,211 - We shall wed at once! 493 00:21:26,277 --> 00:21:28,779 - Pat-Tron, you saved me. 494 00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,149 - Don't mention it. - [grunts] 495 00:21:31,216 --> 00:21:34,219 - Now you know why I only visit on holidays. 496 00:21:34,285 --> 00:21:36,021 - Good man, Pat-Tron. 497 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,589 Next year we'll visit my family. 498 00:21:38,656 --> 00:21:41,559 [upbeat music] 499 00:21:41,626 --> 00:21:42,793 * * 500 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,729 - Huh? - Time to get you changed 501 00:21:44,795 --> 00:21:46,031 for the wedding. 502 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,933 - What? No! 503 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:51,937 Stop! No! 504 00:21:53,638 --> 00:21:56,607 - Wow, what an ending. 505 00:21:56,674 --> 00:21:57,943 - Yeah! 506 00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,478 - Anyone for dessert salad? 507 00:22:00,545 --> 00:22:04,249 both: Aah! 508 00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:06,251 - Okay. 509 00:22:07,518 --> 00:22:10,421 [upbeat music] 510 00:22:10,488 --> 00:22:17,428 * * 511 00:22:17,478 --> 00:22:22,028 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0